Your Hair Called - It's Dry, Sad, and Kinda Crispy

Written By Alicia van Zyl

It’s not just being dramatic - between the chilly air, indoor heaters blasting full force, and your trusty straightener working overtime, your poor strands are officially parched.

If your hair had a voice, it’d be sobbing into your scarf right now.

But fear not - Conditioned Hairdressing is here to stage a fabulous hair intervention because honestly, we take dry hair as a personal insult! 💁‍♀️✨

Why May Is Make-or-Break for Your Hair

May marks the heart of autumn, that magical time when your hair decides to rebel. While the rest of our beautiful country is enjoying those Instagram-worthy golden landscapes, your hair is quietly plotting its revenge for all those summer beach days.

The South African May Hair Horror Show:

💨Highveld Dryness – Because of Johannesburg's notorious dry air, your hair is        now technically classified as kindling

🔥Heater Damage – Your office heater and your hair have become sworn enemies

🚿Seasonal Shedding – Your shower drain now resembles a small mammal

🎨Colour Fade – That expensive dye job is ghosting you faster than a bad Tinder date

May-Specific Hair Calendar

🗒️ Early May: Get Prepped

  • Book a Hair Botox treatment – Repair the damage before winter hits full throttle.

  • Snip those ends – A trim now prevents bigger breakage later.

  • Lock in colour – Try a Kerastase Fusio-Dose treatment to lock in moisture before winter fully arrives.

🗒️Mid-May: Go Into Protection Mode

  • Upgrade your conditioner – Your regular stuff won’t cut it anymore.

  • Add a leave-in hero – Because leaving your hair defenceless is not the vibe.

🗒️Late May: Lock It All Down

  • Final colour refresh – Your hair deserves to shine through winter

  • GHD Shiny Ever After – For when your strands start feeling like straw

🏡At-Home Hair Care: Because We Can't Keep You at the Salon

Let’s be real, we’d adopt you and your hair if we could. But for now, take home our holy grail:

✨ CH-ONE Moisturizing Treatment – Proudly South African and obsessed with hydration, this miracle mask is your hair’s new BFF. It drenches dry, dull strands in moisture without the heavy feeling, leaving you with softness, shine, and manageability that actually lasts.

If your hair could write reviews, it’d give this one five stars and a happy dance ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Alicia van Zyl
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